Salma. 17. Malaysia.

kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

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3 hours ago

queen-of-s4ssy:

minatokiiroisenko:

laughwithoutworries:

lawlietshoujo:

sassy-tail:

holy dicks, that’s useful

reblogging for future reference

reblogging for future essays

reblogging for future roleplays

Reblogging for future family get togethers

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7 hours ago

samchekov:

crystalmath:

bubonickitten:

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the authors of this textbook were clearly high as a kite when they wrote this chapter

WEENIE SPEED HOIYL FUC

Weenie factor 8 Mr sulu

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7 hours ago

starkinglyhandsome:

dollygale:

captain-raptor:

best thing i learned working with and learning about kids: when they do shit like this, especially to something they themselves use and enjoy, leave it there for as long as possible. let them return to the fun thing over and over again so that it sinks in that the thing they did was wrong, they ruined something, and now they can’t have fun because of it and they should never do it again. it teaches them consequence of action and cautiousness.

i did this with a 3-year-old kid i babysat who filled his playstation with peanut butter before i got there, just every time he went back to it and asked why it’s not working, i opened it and pointed to the peanut butter stains and said “you did that” and he says “yeah”, “will it work like that?” “…no”, and when he got it and promised to never put anything but games into a game machine again, his parents bought another and he kept his promise. it works, even at that age.

this was a long and unnecessary rant but so many times i’ve seen parents IMMEDIATELY replace their kids’ toys/electronics that they destroy over and over again and i’m just like NO THEY’RE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING THAT WAY 

they also don’t learn from being thrown into fires

yeah but they’re quieter that way

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7 hours ago

crackingskullz:

shensation:

donthatemecusimbeautiful:

Girl’s Costume Warehouse (X)

ITS BACK

and frog

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2 days ago

lunchbox-philosopher:

onlyalittlelion:

motherfuckingriverrun:

game of thrones will really surprise people next season when in the ninth episode they kill off actual viewers

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I was not expecting that, and I laughed entirely too loud.

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2 days ago

ruinedchildhood:

Forget the olympics. I watched the Disney Channel games

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2 days ago

officertoast:

officertoast:

I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE 

PLEASE HELP

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DO NOT

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3 days ago
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