Salma. 16. Malaysia.

'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me

(Source: tany4, via manda)

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12 hours ago

cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

(Source: milch, via natgasm)

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12 hours ago
idontneedyourheroact:

my-fandoms-rule:

scolipede:

Like your mother and your cousin, your aunt, your sister-in-law, your grandmother and every single woman in your family.

do they all just mate with the same man or something

obviously they reproduce asexually through mitosis

idontneedyourheroact:

my-fandoms-rule:

scolipede:

Like your mother and your cousin, your aunt, your sister-in-law, your grandmother and every single woman in your family.

do they all just mate with the same man or something

obviously they reproduce asexually through mitosis

(via ruinedchildhood)

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Posted
3 days ago

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

(via pizza)

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3 days ago





We are just trying to figure each other out.

officially my all time favorite post

This is real in a sense that
most men are only into a woman’s body where as the woman wants to know the mans mind.

We are just trying to figure each other out.

officially my all time favorite post

This is real in a sense that
most men are only into a woman’s body where as the woman wants to know the mans mind.

(Source: heypsiusmile, via pizza)

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5 days ago

bartohn:

capsicle107:

buckybaby:

lettersto-savemyself:

[SCREAMS] THE WINTER SOLIDER

[PUNCHES YOUR WINDOW IN] THE WINTER SOLIDER

[JUMPS OUT OF A PLANE] THE WINTER SOLDIER

[RIPS OFF SHIRT] THE WINTER SOLDIER

[whispers] the winter soldier 

[RIPS OFF YOUR STEERING WHEEL] THE WINTER SOLDIER

[RIPS OFF LEFT ARM] THE WINTER SOLDIER

(Source: lettersto-savemyself, via weasleyandpotter)

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5 days ago
sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train


im sorry but

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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5 days ago

liluminati:

toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH

image

without it its just

image

(Source: laptoplucifer, via pizza)

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5 days ago
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