do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
(Source: unfierce, via raihaniac)
there should be a word for platonic crushes
like when you want to be someone’s friend so hard
why isn’t that a thing
there is
THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION TO ME
(Source: beaconchills, via raihaniac)
today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore
(via randomness-is-epic)
Mum just came home with nearly 50 fucking cartons of milk I thought this maths problem shit was a tumblr joke I didn’t think fuckery like this legitimately took place
no girls allowed
(via woopsydaisy)
people complain about auto correct but it’s helpful 99% of the titties
(via woopsydaisy)
i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears
(Source: horsefetish, via woopsydaisy)
